He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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