4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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