i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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