I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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