Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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