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Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Michael Bay diarrhea
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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