the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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