If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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