we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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