i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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