There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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