I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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