You smell like stripper and shame
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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