$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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