yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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