and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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