Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
When are your genitals available?
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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