why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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