I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
is that a dick in a sweater?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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