I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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