can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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