So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
i think i just naturally attract stoners
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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