can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Sorry my hands just texted you
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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