Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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