Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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