I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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