theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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