After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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