Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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