I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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