It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
