At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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