Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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