I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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