Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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