So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Panties = found
Randomize
