Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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