I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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