He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
You've changed since you got that strap on
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I see more hoeing in ur future
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