Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
