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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Randomize
