She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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