On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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