HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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