Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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