4 words: hood of his car
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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