I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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