Soap is not a condiment
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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