last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
what the fuck is wrong with you
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