Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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