I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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