so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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