I'm lost and stupid without you.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Your cock deserves a montage
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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