Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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