Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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