Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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